So, I haven’t ranted here about the upcoming royal wedding, but honestly, its time.
Now, I know that ‘royal weddings’ don’t happen everyday, but a day has not gone by that I have not seen something online or on the news, or whatever about the royal wedding. No lie, there was a segment on the news the other day about the horses that will be ridden in the wedding. The horses. I have nothing against horses, or even weddings, but this is insane. What makes it even more insane? This.
Yes, my friends. That is the royal wedding pizza (made by Papa John’s).
Do we need a royal wedding pizza? Not really, but we also don’t need a commemorative sex toy “to celebrate the union of His Royal Highness Prince William of Wales to Catherine Elizabeth Middleton on April 29th,” and there is one of those too.