So, I haven’t ranted here about the upcoming royal wedding, but honestly, its time.
Now, I know that ‘royal weddings’ don’t happen everyday, but a day has not gone by that I have not seen something online or on the news, or whatever about the royal wedding. No lie, there was a segment on the news the other day about the horses that will be ridden in the wedding. The horses. I have nothing against horses, or even weddings, but this is insane. What makes it even more insane? This.
Yes, my friends. That is the royal wedding pizza (made by Papa John’s).
Do we need a royal wedding pizza? Not really, but we also don’t need a commemorative sex toy “to celebrate the union of His Royal Highness Prince William of Wales to Catherine Elizabeth Middleton on April 29th,” and there is one of those too.
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I’m surprised how comparatively low key its been so far (at least compared to Diana). Maybe the media are beginning to realise that most people in the UK really don’t give a damn – except for the fact that we’re getting a day off work.
I wasn’t alive for Diana’s wedding, so I can’t compare to that, but I can say that I’ve never seen so much media coverage for a wedding. It’s not just the news either, one of the television stations here is having a ‘royal wedding week.’
So far I’ve managed to avoid most of it….. I’ll be glad when its all over!
Oh, I was 21… and now feel *really* old!
I’ve done my best to ignore most of the wedding stuff. I don’t know hey they deal with all the media attention, I would lose my mind.
Sorry, I didn’t mean to make you feel old.
I’ve gotta say… I kind of want that pizza.
I am both amused and weirded out by the idea of eating someone’s face, you know?